14 PAINFUL TRUTHS EVERY HUMAN UNDERSTANDS

When it comes to the agriculture world, there are some phrases that we say that are a little different to the general public.
1. It WILL rain on the day you hold an important outdoor event.
1 outdoor event
2. Bad hair day for an important interview
2 bad hair day
3. Car problems right after you get the last problem fixed
3 car problems
4. Missing the store’s sale by one day.
4 coupons
5. Taking someone out to eat to a place they don’t like but they never tell you.
5 dinner
6. That pain that everyone feels when they hit their thumb with a hammer.
6 hammer
7. Traffic.
7 traffic
8. Morning Alarms.
8 chicken wake up
9. Truck commercials that assume I know what the word “torque” means.
9 torque
10. Things that require a battery size that isn’t AA.
10 battery
11. People who point out tiny errors or mistakes that make no real different whatsoever.
11 tractor
12. Sweating sucks… Unless you are Chris Soules!
12 chris
13. If it CAN break, it WILL break.
13 broken

14. WD-40 and duct tape fix everything.
14 duct tape


perryPerry Harlow
Illinois State University Student

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As Illinois' corn farmers, we're proud to power a sustainable economy through ethanol, livestock and nutritious food. We love agriculture, the land and CornBelters baseball.See http://ilcorn.org or follow us on Twitter, http://twitter.com/ilcorn.
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